scary cornflakes

Ok i was in the shop the other day and i was wondering while looking at the selection of cornflakes on the shelves and it made me scared that some cornflake packets seemed scarier than others an then it occurred to me that they were not really scary at all it was just the way they looked and it was these guys in the video i have  put a link for that teached me that some things are not really scary because of the way they look so i have decided that i would like these two non scary individuals to open a shop in the vacant lot between my local supermarket and primary school which my two children attend any comments would be appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjbSGO30K0